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Sò pronti, figlioli ?

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I zitelli:
<i>Iè, sì, Capitanu !</i>

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Ùn ti possu sente.

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(<i>più forte):
Iè, iè, Capitanu !</i>

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♪ Oh... ♪

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♪ Chì campa in un ananas
sottu à u mare ? ♪

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♪ <i>SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪</i>

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♪ Assorbente è giallu
è poroso hè ellu ♪

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♪ <i>SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪</i>

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♪ Se l'assurdità nautica sia
qualcosa chì vulete... ♪

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♪ <i>SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪</i>

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♪ Allora falate nantu à u ponte
è flop cum'è un pesciu ♪

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♪ <i>SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ Pronti? ♪</i>

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ <i>SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪</i>

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ <i>SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪</i>

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ <i>SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪</i>

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

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(<i>Capitanu rida di cori )</i>

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(<i>suona una melodia aria)</i>

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NARRATORE:
<i>Ah, u mare.</i>

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<i>Cusi affascinante, cusì maravigliu.</i>

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<i> Eccu, vedemu Bikini Bottom
piena di vita,</i>

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<i> casa di unu di
i mo criaturi preferiti,</i>

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<i>SpongeBob SquarePants.</i>

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<i>Iè, sicuru ch'ellu campa
in un ananas, stupidu.</i>

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(<i>ticca di l'orologio)
( russare )</i>

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(<i>boing di primavera)</i>

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(<i>soffia di corna di nebbia )</i>

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(<i>u russamentu cuntinueghja)</i>

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Oghje hè u ghjornu maiò, Gary.

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( <i>miagoli )</i>

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Fighjate mi, sò nudu !

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Deve esse in cima fisica
cundizione per oghje, Gary.

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( <i>miagoli )</i>

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(<i>espira forte)</i>

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(<i>grugnando)</i>

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(<i>gemisce)</i>

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( <i> ansante )</i>

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(<i>urlu strainu)</i>

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(<i>i ghjoculi sguillanu)</i>

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SPONGEBOB:
Sò prontu !

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Sò prontu.

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Sò prontu ! Sò prontu !
Sò prontu !

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Sò prontu ! Sò prontu !

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Sò prontu...

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Vai, SpongeBob.

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Eh!

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(<i>crashing)</i>

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Ci hè ...

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u megliu stabilimentu di manghjà

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mai stabilitu per manghjà.

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U Krusty Krab...

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casa di u Krabby Patty...
(<i>gorgogli di scarico)</i>

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cù un segnu "aiutu vulutu".
in a finestra.

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Dapoi anni sò sognu
stu mumentu.

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andaraghju culà,
marchjà drittu versu u manager,

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guardalu drittu in l'ochju,
mette in linea...

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è ùn possu micca fà questu.

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Patrick !

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Induve pensate chì andate ?

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Eru solu...

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Innò, ùn site micca.

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Andate à u Krusty Krab

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è uttene stu travagliu!

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Ùn possu micca, ùn vedi ?

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Ùn sò micca abbastanza bè.

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Quale sò e prime parolle
"Puderaghju piglià u vostru ordine"?

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I mei eranu.

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Quale hà fattu una spatula

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fora di stuzzicadenti in una tenda di legnu?

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Aghju.

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Quale hè u...?

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( <i> digrignare i denti )
Quale hè ...</i>

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(<i>musica drammatica à ghjucà)</i>

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Quale hè un grande cubu giallu
cù i buchi ?

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Eiu socu!

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Quale hè prontu ?

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Sò prontu !

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Quale hè prontu ?
Sò prontu !

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Quale hè prontu ?

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Sò prontu !

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Sò prontu, sò prontu !
Sò prontu...

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Sò prontu, sò prontu...
Sò prontu !

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Oh, nò.

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SpongeBob.
Sò prontu,
Sò prontu...

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Sò prontu !
Chì puderia
forse vulete?

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Vai, SpongeBob.
Vai, SpongeBob.

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Vai, SpongeBob.

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Vai sè stessu!

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Aah!
sgiò Crabs !

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Preste, sgiò Krabs.
Prima ch'ellu sia troppu tardi.

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Aghju da dì ...

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SPONGEBOB:
Permissione di vene
à bordu, capitanu ?

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(<i>voce profonda):
Aghju statu furmatu tutta a mo vita</i>

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per u ghjornu chì puderia
unite à l'equipaggiu di Krusty.

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(<i>voce normale):
È avà sò prontu.</i>

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Eh!

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(<i>urli e grugniti)</i>

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(<i>urli e grugniti)</i>

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Allora, uh, quandu cumminciaraghju?

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Ebbè, zitellu, ti pari
ùn avete mancu e so gambe di mare.

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Signore Krabs, per piacè.

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Pruvaraghju
Sò materiale di cucina fritta.

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Dumandate à Squidward.

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Ellu farà gara per mè.

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No.

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Ebbè, zitellu, avemu
ti dà una prova,

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è s'è vo passate, vi sarà
esse nantu à l'equipaggiu di Krusty.

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Esci e portami, eh...

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a... idrodinamica
spatula...

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cun um... portu è
accessori di tribordu,

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è uh, un turbo drive.

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È ùn vultate micca
finu à ottene unu.

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Iè, iè, capitanu.

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Una spatula idrodinamica

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cù portu è tribordu
attachments, turbo drive,

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vene subitu, signore.

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Continueghja.

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Ùn videremu mai
di novu chì lubber.

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Sì terribili.
Un idro chì?!

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(<i>ridenu tramindui )</i>

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SUB DRIVER:
Ehi ! Ehi ! Per piacè!

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I passageri anu da stà seduti
è ùn mette micca

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e so mani fora di a finestra.

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( <i>sub doors whoosh )</i>

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(<i>Mr.Krabs
è Squidward chì ride)</i>

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(<i>sbuffa)</i>

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Quellu sonava cum'è porte di portelli.

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( <i>sniffing )</i>

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Ne senti l'odore ?

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Ddu odore.

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Una spezia di puzza di puzza...

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un odore puzzolente che puzza...

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puzzolente.

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Acciughe.

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Chì ?

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Acciughe !

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Acciughe :
Manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja...

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manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja,
manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja,

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manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja,
manghja, manghja, manghja...

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manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja...

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Per piacè, per piacè...

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tranquillu.

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Hè questu in ogni modu
cumportà ? Hmm?

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Manghja.

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SQUIDWARD:
Pudemu mostrà a
pocu decenza

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è formate un file neat, unicu
linea davanti à u registru?

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Manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja...

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♪ Barg'n-Mart ♪

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♪ Scontru tutti
a vostra spatula hà bisognu ♪

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Acciughe :
Manghja, manghja, manghja...

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MR. KRABS:
Tutte e mani nantu à u ponte!

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Fate fora i vostri ancore
di i vostri pantaloni !

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(<i>Mr. Krabs grida)</i>

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SQUIDWARD:
Una sola linea di file
hè tuttu ciò chì dumandu!

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Eh!

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Batti i portelli,
Signore Squidward.

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Pigliamu
acqua, sgiò Squidward !

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Vogliu a mo mamma,
sgiò Squidward !

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♪ Fà, fà, fà, fà ♪

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♪ Spat-u-la, spat-u-la ♪

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♪ Portu è
attacchi di tribordu... ♪

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SQUIDWARD:
Aiutu!
Manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja...

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MR. KRABS:
Omu à mare !

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Acciughe :
Manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja...

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Scala, Mr.
Squidward.

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Scala !

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Acciughe :
Manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja...

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manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja,

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manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja...

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Questu hè a fine.

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Adiu, sgiò Squidward.

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Oh, sgiò Krabs.

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(<i>i dui singhiozzi)</i>

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SPONGEBOB ( <i> sopra megafonu ):
Permissione</i>

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per vene à bordu, Capitanu ?

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(<i>fanfara canticchiata)</i>

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( <i>bip elettronicu )</i>

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Qualchissia hà urdinatu una spatula ?

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( <i> balbuzie ghibberish )</i>

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Hè ghjustu.

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Una spatula idrodinamica

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cù u portu
è l'attache di tribordu,

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è ùn ne scurdemu
u turbo drive.

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(<i>spluttering)</i>

186
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Vulete crede ch'elli avianu solu
unu in stock?

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(<i>ruggiti di u mutore)
À a cucina !</i>

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Quale hè a fame ?!

189
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Acciughe :
Manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja, manghja...

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♪ Cose chì ti disturbanu
mai mi disturba ♪

191
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♪ Mi sentu felice cum'è torta, ha-ha! ♪

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♪ Vivendu in u sole,
amare à a luna ♪

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♪ Passendu un tempu maravigliu ♪

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♪ Ùn aghju micca assai,
Ùn aghju micca bisognu di assai ♪

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♪ U caffè hè solu un centesimu ♪

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♪ Vivendu in u sole,
amare à a luna ♪

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♪ Passendu un tempu maravigliu ♪

198
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♪ Pigliate solu da mè ♪

199
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♪ Sò cum'è liberu
cum'è ogni figliola ♪

200
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♪ Facciu ciò chì mi piace,
ghjustu quandu mi piace ♪

201
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♪ E quantu mi piace ♪

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♪ Sò quì per stà,
quandu sò vechju è grisgiu ♪

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♪ Seraghju ghjustu in u mo primu ♪

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♪ Vivendu in u sole,
amare à a luna ♪

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♪ Passendu un tempu maravigliu ♪

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♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

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♪ Doo-doo-doo,
dou-doo-doo-doo ♪

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♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo
dou-doo, dou-doo-doo ♪

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00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,849
♪ Doo-doo-doo... ♪

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(<i>inspira, soffia)</i>

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Chì era u megliu
fast food

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Aghju mai vistu,
Signore SquarePants.

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Benvenuti à bordu.

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Ma, ma, sgiò Krabs...

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Trè saluti per SpongeBob !
Hip, hip!

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Urrà.
Uh, sgiò Krabs...

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Hip, hip!
Urrà.

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Hip, hip!

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Urrà.
Mr Crabs...

220
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Seraghju in i mo quartieri

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cuntendu u bottino.

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Bongiorno, squadra di Krusty.

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Chì vulete
per ordine, Patrick?

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Un Krabby Patty, per piacè.

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(<i>bip, ronzio di motore)</i>

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Chì ?

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(<i>Patrick urla)</i>

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SQUIDWARD:
sgiò Crabs ! sgiò Crabs !

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Mr. Krabs, venite à vede
u vostru novu impiegatu!

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♪ ... passanu un bellu tempu ! ♪

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( <i>crashing, glass breaking )</i>